Saturday, 21 April 2018

JOKE!

Don't be surprised when you see three uniformed policemen in your house.
  You may be worried that what am I driving at but i will gist u.
mission:
to arrest the  reader of this letter whose name is JANET
Police1:Woman you are under arrest.
jenny: what for?
Police2: when you get to our station, u will hear everything in full details.
jenny: Please don't take me to your station because am the only daughter of my parents
Police3: OK I'll tell u.
jenny: Ride on
Police3: It was discovered that a cool and a very caring guy's heart is missing since DEC 8TH 2017 so after our investigation, it was discovered that u r d Prime suspect.
jenny: Pls tell me ur reasons n name of the guy.
Police2: because you are the only person that has two hearts together, they fits into the guy's heart.
Police1: The name of the guy is "oluwafemi"
jenny: Oh yes I remember, but please can we make it a secret.
Police2: We would av loved to help you
kip it a secret but so unfortunate that it is one of the tomorrow's headline news n it's boldly written in page three of the paper that
someone heart is missing and * *jenny is d prime suspect
  Says by punch news paper.
young guy's heart is stolen and it_was found today in JANET'S HEART
Says by daily sun news paper.

Why do people pay $8 for a dessert with no second thought but won't buy a 99-cent iPhone/Android app without thinking hard if it's worth it?

In general, with respect to price psychology, percentages matter. People want to feel that they are getting a fair price.

People get upset if they buy a shirt for 20$ and there is a sale the next day and the shirt sells for 10$. On the other hand, if they just bought a car for 20,000$ and it is 10$ cheaper the next day then psychologically there's much less of an impact there.

It's the same thing with apps. People are conditioned to believe that a number of apps should be free, so the idea of paying 1$ for an app when a free alternative may emerge tomorrow is upsetting for some.

In contrast, the idea of paying a price that reflects market averages for a really good dessert is considered normal and the consumer does not feel taken advantage of.


Sех Scandal: OAU suspends Prof. Akindele

The Obafemi Awolowo University has suspended Professor Richard Akindele over the audio conversation in which he demanded sex from a female student.

According to a press statement signed by the Vice Chancellor, Professor Eyitope Ogunbodede, a prima facie case has been established against him.

“Having regard to the gravity of the offence for which Professor Richard I. Akindele is found to be prima facie liable, the Vice-Chancellor, in line with the Code of Conduct for the University Community and acting under all the laws and regulations of the University enabling him in that regard, has directed that Professor Richard I. Akindele be suspended forthwith from the University, pending the final determination of the disciplinary case against him.”

The statement reads:

“Audio Conversation: Obafemi Awolowo University Suspends Professor Richard I. Akindele

The Vice-Chancellor of Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, has received and considered the interim report of the Committee set up to investigate the allegation of sexual harassment revealed in a recent audio recording.

In the interim report submitted to the Vice Chancellor, Professor Eyitope Ogunbodede, Professor Richard I. Akindele, of the Department of Management and Accounting, is now established to be the lecturer in the controversial “marks for sex” audio recording. The female voice has also been identified as that of Miss Monica Osetobe OSAGIE, a Postgraduate Student on the Master of Business Administration Regular programme.

Although the Investigative Committee had invited both Professor Richard I. Akindele and Miss Osagie, only Professor Akindele had appeared before the Committee, while Miss Osagie is yet to appear or make any representation. The report indicated that many other witnesses appeared before the Committee and gave useful evidence. The University is making efforts to ensure that Miss Osagie appears before the investigative committee so that it can hear her side of the case and promptly submit its final report.

The Committee observed that a prima facie case of inappropriate relationship with the female student had been established against Professor Richard I. Akindele. The Vice-Chancellor, having carefully and dispassionately considered the report, also came to the conclusion that a prima facie case of serious misconduct had been established.

Having regard to the gravity of the offence for which Professor Richard I. Akindele is found to be prima facie liable, the Vice-Chancellor, in line with the Code of Conduct for the University Community and acting under all the laws and regulations of the University enabling him in that regard, has directed that Professor Richard I. Akindele be suspended forthwith from the University, pending the final determination of the disciplinary case against him.

Under the provisions of the relevant Statute of the University, an academic staff can only be dismissed from service or have his or her appointment terminated only when the matter on which consideration is being given has been investigated by a Joint Council and Senate Committee, and the staff has appeared before the committee with his or her counsel, if so desired. This procedure is the minimum requirement of the law and regulations of the University. It should therefore be noted that the suspension of Professor Richard I. Akindele is on the basis of the findings of the Investigative Committee that he is prima facie liable, and this decision will abide, pending the final determination of the case by the Council of the University.

We will like to reiterate that OAU will continue to do everything legally and morally acceptable in pursuance of its avowed commitment to zero tolerance for sexual harassment, intimidation and, or coercion.”

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